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Posted: 14 July 2009 10:41 AM   [ Ignore ]
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Old people have problems that you haven’t even considered yet!
An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as
part of his physical exam.

The doctor gave the man a jar and said, “Take this jar
home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.”

The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor’s office
and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous

The doctor asked what happened and the man explained,
“Well, doc, it’s like this—first I tried with my right hand, but
nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing.
Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right
hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her
mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing…
We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she
tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even
tried squeezin’ it between her knees, but still nothing.”

The doctor was shocked! “You asked your neighbor?”

The old man replied, “Yep, and none of us could get the jar open.”


“By the sweat on our brows, and the strengths of´╗┐ our backs…Gentlemen. Hoist the Colours! And you, madam, I warn you, I know the entire Geneva Convention by heart!”
Trust me.

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