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Posted: 09 July 2009 11:10 AM   [ Ignore ]
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A WOMAN is suing an Egyptian hotel claiming her daughter got pregnant - from using the swimming pool.

Magdalena Kwiatkowska’s 13-year-old returned to Poland from their holiday expecting a baby.

Magdalena believes the teenager conceived from stray sperm after taking a dip in the hotel’s mixed pool. She is now seeking compensation from the hotel.

A travel industry source said: “The mother is adamant that her daughter didn’t meet any boys while she was there.

“She is determined to go ahead with the case.”

Tourist authorities in Warsaw, Poland, have confirmed they received the bizarre complaint.

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Posted: 09 July 2009 11:27 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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Stray sperm?  I think NOT!

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Posted: 09 July 2009 11:33 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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You can get pregnant in a pool, just not that way.  I am sure even brief exposure to chlorine or even if it was a salt water pool is deadly to the little swimmers.

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Posted: 09 July 2009 11:34 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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Do you think any girls in the States could get away with that? Because I’m sure a lot of ‘em would try it.

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Posted: 09 July 2009 11:34 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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http://www.americanpregnancy.org/preventingpregnancy/pregnancyfaqmyths.html

Can pregnancy occur if ejaculation takes place in water?

It is not likely that tiny sperm could travel through the vast area of water that would fill a pool, bath tub or hot tub to reach the vagina and result in pregnancy. If ejaculation occurred in plain warm water, sperm could survive for a few minutes. If ejaculation occurs in very hot water, or water filled with pool chemicals, bubbles or other substances, sperm would not be able to survive for more than a few seconds. Pregnancy occurring from this is very unlikely and in most cases is not possible at all.

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Posted: 09 July 2009 12:01 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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Maybe she was unlucky enough to swim with the worlds ugliest man?

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Posted: 09 July 2009 12:25 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]
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Posted: 10 July 2009 12:36 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]
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Ok u guys…. http://www.snopes.com/pregnant/swimsperm.asp. By the way isn’t the Sun a tabloid?

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Posted: 10 July 2009 02:10 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 8 ]
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I don’t get it. If the teen used the swimming pool instead of a bed….....

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Posted: 10 July 2009 03:37 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 9 ]
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I think the easy way to deal with this would be a simple trip to the OB/GYN. Oh, hey, look at that, she’s had sex. Now to find out who’s been boinking the daughter…

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