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Kabbalah Water
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Posted By:
Maegan
in Tampa, FL - USA
Jul 18, 2005
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Have celebs gone a little nutty?
<a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8587282/" title="MSNBC.com">Kabbalah water is all wet as a miracle cure.</a>
::waves magic wand::
<i>Here, this is some....God water, yeah. </i>
You mean Holy Water?
<i>NO! I waved my magic wand, idiot. It's GOD water.</i>
What does it do?
<i>Well, it's high energy and low entropy...DUH.</i>
I'll take it!
<i>That'll be...$50. Enjoy!</i>
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X
in McKinney, TX
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Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2005 | 10:34 AM
Give me a freak'n break..........All these Celeb's end up fruity for some reason. Kabbalah water, damned...... |
Charybdis
in Hell
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Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2005 | 10:46 AM
This is the same kinda of 'magic water' crap that stupid people have been buying forever. But you're right Stephen - celebs seem to be insane. |
Snowy
in aeternum
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Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2005 | 11:58 AM
my favorite part of the article was <a href="http://mjmorningshow.com/mariahsfakeabs.html"> |
X
in McKinney, TX
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Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2005 | 07:59 AM
Ummmm, Snowy, what in the world does her ab's have to do with Kabbalah water....don't make me punish you... :coolsmirk: |
Charybdis
in Hell
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Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2005 | 08:46 AM
I think Snowy was commenting on the other articles on that page. |
X
in McKinney, TX
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Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2005 | 09:31 AM
I am aware of that, I read them as well..... |
Citizen Premier
in spite of public outcry
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Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2005 | 02:00 PM
Hmm, it shouldn't be long now before this thread gts an angry true believer... |
X
in McKinney, TX
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Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2005 | 02:11 PM
Thats what I am waiting for..... :coolgrin: |
Razela
in Chicago, IL
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Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2005 | 02:57 PM
The funniest is that the "kabbalah" practiced by people like madonna is actually very different from the actual kabbalah practiced in israel. Brittany Spears got a hebrew word tatoo'd on her back, but because she doesn't actually speak hebrew, she didn't notice that they actual spelled it wrong. Not to mention that in Kabbalah it is forbidden to get tattoos anyways. |
Charybdis
in Hell
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Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2005 | 03:15 PM
But then, blind ignorance has always appealed to religious movements over informed opinions. And celebrities fill that niche so very well. |
Cranky Media Guy
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Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2005 | 02:07 AM
Hmm, is the Kaballah water (or however that's spelled) SO pure that the FDA has certified as "safe for drinking?" |
Maegan
in Tampa, FL - USA
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Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2005 | 05:26 AM
Razela, I had the same understanding...and I think Celebrities will do just about anything to keep the spotlight on themselves..
In a similar vein...There is a 'charity' called Spirits for Kids or something, that Madonna is a big part of - being investigated for using non-profit funds on for-profit endeavors or something. |
Cranky Media Guy
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Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 | 01:33 AM
Maegan said:
"There is a 'charity' called Spirits for Kids or something, that Madonna is a big part of - being investigated for using non-profit funds on for-profit endeavors or something."
That's a shame. I've always had some affection for Madonna's ability to manipulate the press (a skill much needed by a hoaxer as well). Lately, however, she seems to be taken in by that stupid Kabbalah (or however it's spelled) crap. |
Maegan
in Tampa, FL - USA
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Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 | 05:21 AM
From msnbc.com:
"Will Madonna get caught up in a Kabbalah scandal? The trendy religious group is reportedly being eyed by the IRS, which is said to be looking into its tax-exempt status. A source says one area of interest is the organization |
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