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Joke: Hillbilly Vasectomy
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Posted By:
The Curator
in San Diego
May 20, 2005
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I don't understand why Washington DC is included at the end, but this is the joke as I received it:
<i>After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough as they could not afford a larger bed.
So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have anymore children.
The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. "A less costly alternative," said the doctor, "is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in Alabama) light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10."
The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me."
"Trust me," said the doctor.
So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count...
"1"
"2"
"3"
"4"
"5"
At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and resumed counting on his other hand.
This procedure also works in Tennessee, Kentucky, Arkansas, Mississippi, Missouri, West Virginia and Washington DC!</i>
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Comments
Nettie
in Perth, Western Australia
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Posted: Fri May 20, 2005 | 10:12 AM
Ah, good old rednecks! Same the world over. |
Hairy Houdini
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Posted: Fri May 20, 2005 | 02:36 PM
I'm guessing that Wash DC is included, because GWB is an inbred moron with no balls and less sense (dar) |
X
in McKinney, TX
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Posted: Fri May 20, 2005 | 02:45 PM
Not bad!! |
Tom
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Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 | 04:35 AM
No Harry that was the joke when Bill Clinton was in office you dope! |
Maegan
in Tampa, FL - USA
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Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 | 11:30 AM
I think Tom is right...Arkansas - Bill Clinton - DC.
I recall seeing it somewhere during Clintons turn in office. |
BoBo
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Posted: Tue May 24, 2005 | 01:11 AM
Is this a good place to post dumb polack, dumb blonde, and dumb black people jokes too? Southern people are dumb. Black people are dumb too. Only thing dumber is a blond southern black polack! Ha ha ha! Ha! Dumb people are funny! Funny black people. |
Mark-N-Isa
in Midwest USA
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Posted: Tue May 24, 2005 | 08:23 PM
Why is it that jokes / humor / opinions that stereotype minorities are considered racist but jokes / humor / opinions that do the same to the majority (and minority and majority are referring ONLY to the USA and it's populace) aren't??? That's always seemed hypocritical to me... you can't make fun of us but we can do it to you. Somehow the meaning of the word equality has been lost along the way... |
Rufus
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Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 | 05:12 AM
<i>"This procedure also works in Tennessee, Kentucky, Arkansas, Mississippi, Missouri, West Virginia and Washington DC!"</i>
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Surely it would be quicker to just say works in the good ol' US of A! |
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