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Canadian Cruelty Crime
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Posted By:
DFStuckey
May 03, 2005
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Just to pick the brains of the MoH team.
I reacll some time ago a report here in NZ of a Canadian criminal
mastermind who was arrested standing on the sidewalk in some city, with a
brick in one hand, a baby racoon ( Other small furry animal youngster ?) in
the other, and several hundred dollars in cash in pocket. Apparently, story
was he told passersby that he would used said brick on said animal if said
pedestrian did not pay $50.
Okay, funny enough, even possibly true given soft-heartedness and nicesness
of the Canadians. But, and this is my doubt; Later story claims when news
broadcast was made about this criminal, a bank manager came forward and
confessed that he had given this same guy around $100 000 in cash because
the fellow had walked into the managers office witha goose, demanding to be
paid or else he would strangle the bird; Manager was distraught about
possible death of the bird, and trying to cover the loss of money for
several days!
Are these tales real? If so, just what is it about Canada?
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Comments
X
in McKinney, TX
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Posted: Tue May 03, 2005 | 07:47 AM
I doubt they are real.....A bank manager could care less. He would have called security. Those are just urban myths. |
Winona
in USA
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Posted: Tue May 03, 2005 | 10:36 AM
sounds like an UL to me, though the bank manager, if it actually happened, could have been trying to cover up a theft of his own. |
Maegan
in Tampa, FL - USA
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Posted: Tue May 03, 2005 | 10:52 AM
Damn Canadians. First their pennies start infiltrating out money...and now our Urban Legends too!!
Will it NEVER stop?
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LaMa, Thy Lord and Saviour
in Holy Trinity, and the Hearts of All
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Posted: Tue May 03, 2005 | 12:21 PM
Canadians have no trouble clubbing baby seals on the head, so.... |
X
in McKinney, TX
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Posted: Tue May 03, 2005 | 12:39 PM
I heard one had a little trouble...The damned thing wouldn't die. |
Captain Al
in Vancouver Island, Canada
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Posted: Tue May 03, 2005 | 12:42 PM
Canadian pennies are for athiests. They don't have 'In God We Trust" on them. |
Captain Al
in Vancouver Island, Canada
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Posted: Tue May 03, 2005 | 12:45 PM
Fantastic prices on pennies! Buy direct from Canadians and SAVE! |
Yushi
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Posted: Tue May 03, 2005 | 07:27 PM
Oh come on, does every single piece of news have to be a chance to be sterotyping races....
Does that mean if I see on the news an American beating up a little kid, I can conclude that all Americans are basterds who abuse little children?
anyways, what a mean beggar. He can starve to death for all i care. -_- Or he can always eat the animal...but dont' torment the poor thing, either kill it quickly or let it go. |
Winona
in USA
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Posted: Tue May 03, 2005 | 08:01 PM
ummm, didn't know Canadian was a race.
As a Canadian I felt a fleeting desire to say something funny earlier, but then thought it was too funny just watching. Until I realised that there was a neat to defend Canadian intelligence in light of the last post.
races? jeez |
Winona
in USA
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Posted: Tue May 03, 2005 | 08:04 PM
need, even |
DFStuckey
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Posted: Wed May 04, 2005 | 04:06 AM
Yushi, one certainly should not make such assumptions.
Just as one should not judge that all the writers here are arrogant and convinced of their own absolute infallibilty just because they are American. 😊
Only some of them are . . . |
Charybdis
in Hell
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Posted: Wed May 04, 2005 | 05:42 AM
Was someone talking about me?
Hmm... Guess not.
I'll just go back to playing with my guns.
*bang pow puranggg* |
Maegan
in Tampa, FL - USA
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Posted: Wed May 04, 2005 | 12:40 PM
Well, if we're going to start stereotyping, I would just like to point out that Floridians like to handcuff all elementary school chidlren. They are much easier to abduct, or run over them with a school bus. |
Citizen Premier
in spite of public outcry
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Posted: Wed May 04, 2005 | 08:43 PM
In Democratic California, we think nothing of a fetus sandwich for lunch. |
Katherine
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Posted: Wed May 04, 2005 | 09:26 PM
Don't know if those stories are true or not--thanks for sharing them with us! It's the same modus operandi as Save Bernd and Save Toby, only in real life rather than the Internet. Hmmmm... |
Maegan
in Tampa, FL - USA
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Posted: Thu May 05, 2005 | 10:01 AM
Citizen, I thought everyone ate lettuce & drank bottled water?? On the way to lunch, shouldn't you shoot someone on the freeway? |
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