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Joke - Genie of the Lamp
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Posted By:
Myst
Apr 28, 2005
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A man walking along a beach stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up, rubbed it, and out popped a genie. The genie said, "Okay...you released me from the lamp...blah, blah, blah. You get one wish!"
The man sat and thought about it for a while and said, "I've always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I'm afraid to fly as I get a sick feeling within. Could you build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over there to visit?"
The genie laughed and said, "That's impossible. Think of the logistics of that! How would the supports ever reach the bottom of the Pacific? Also, think of how much concrete would be needed...how much steel!! No, you must think of another wish."
The man said, "Okay," and tried to think of a really good wish. Finally, he said, "I've been married and divorced four times. My wives always said that I don't care about them and that I'm insensitive. So, I wish I could understand women, know how they feel inside, what they're thinking when they give me the silent treatment, know why they're crying, know what they really want when they say 'nothing,' know how to make them truly happy..."
The genie said, "You want that bridge two lanes or four?"
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Comments
Mark-N-Isa
in Midwest USA
Member
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Posted: Thu Apr 28, 2005 | 06:09 PM
Talk about improbable logistics! 😊 |
Smerk
in to mischief
Member
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Posted: Thu Apr 28, 2005 | 06:39 PM
Hmmm...another oldie, but goody. |
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