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Joke: The Work Virus
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Posted By:
The Curator
in San Diego
Apr 19, 2005
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There is a new virus circulating. It is called "WORK." If you receive WORK
from your colleagues, your boss, or from anyone else, do not touch it
under any circumstances.
This virus wipes out your private life completely. If you should happen to
come in contact with this virus Do the following,
Take two friends and go straight to the nearest bar. Order drinks
immediately and after three rounds, you will find that WORK has been
completely deleted from your brain.
If you don't drink, check out the Dairy Queen Hot Fudge Brownie Supreme!
Forward this virus warning immediately to at least five friends. Should
you realize you do not have five friends, this means you are already
infected by this virus and WORK already controls your life. If this is the
case, go to the nearest bar and stay until you make at least five friends.
Then retry.
I think I have five friends, but I am not entirely positive, so I'm headed
for the bar anyway...it never hurts to be safe
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Comments
X
in McKinney, TX
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Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 | 08:31 AM
Holy Shit, I only have 1 friend!
I was also placed in this facility and was told to remain in this cube shaped box. I also have to do what they tell me. I must be infected with work. The only good thing about it is they pay you for this virus.
I have saved money for my therapy and when I take vacation from this sickness I plan on putting myself in a rehab center called a Sports Bar. There are also Females there that help with the Phisical Therapy afterwards. 😊 |
Hyped on Caffiene
in Michigan down by the river
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Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 | 09:15 AM
yay time for me to be an arse
"physical" is your spelling word of the day |
Hyped on Caffiene
in Michigan down by the river
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Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 | 09:15 AM
and possibly several females to test their therapy styles
😜 |
Maegan
in Tampa, FL - USA
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Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 | 09:28 AM
Seriously though, does the post following Stephen's post ALWAYS have to be a spelling correction?
Just let the ltitle thnigs go. |
Winona
in USA
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Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 | 09:58 AM
I only tend to correct my own spelling. It is much easier that way.
Besides, I read typo pretty fluently, so the point gets across.... |
X
in McKinney, TX
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Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 | 10:01 AM
As I have mention 32 times!!! I don't have a problem with speling!
By the way, That was Funny, Hype..
They said "physical" is your spelling word of the day"
Originality, I like that! |
Accipiter
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Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 | 11:03 AM
Hmm, I guess I've got a problem, because I can't do any of the above. I don't work, I don't drink, and I don't have any friends. I suppose I'll just have to sit here and braid my nose hairs or something so I can at least claim to be productive. |
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