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joke - I’m no good at this joke lark
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Posted By:
Sharruma
Apr 07, 2005
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A muscular guy meets a woman at a bar. After a few drinks, they go back to
his place. Soon they are kissing in the bedroom, he stands up and starts to
undress.
First he takes his shirt off, flexes his muscular arms and says. "See that?
That's 1,000 pounds of dynamite!" She smiles.
Then he drops his pants, strikes another pose, and says, referring to his
bulging thighs: "Another 1,000 pounds of dynamite!"
Finally, he drops his boxers; with no more than a quick glance, she grabs
her handbag and runs out screaming.
He hurries after her and catches her before she reaches the front door and
asks, "Why are you in such a hurry to go?"
She explains, "With 2,000 pounds of dynamite and such a short fuse, I was
afraid you were about to blow!"
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Comments
Maegan
in Tampa, FL - USA
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 08:54 AM
HA! That totally made my day. |
Silent Fish
in an endless forest of wooden chairs
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 09:27 AM
kind of bleak adult humor :blank: |
LaMa
in Europe
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 09:48 AM
She explains, "With 2,000 pounds of dynamite and such a short fuse, I was
afraid you were about to blow!"
No Sharruma, it was: "I was afraid I was going to blow you!"
Sorry, couldn't resist. I am a pervert, I know. |
Nettie
in Perth, Western Australia
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Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 | 06:11 AM
But it's too short for deep throating...
:cheese:
Sorry... |
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