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Joke: man and woman on a train
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Posted By:
The Curator
in San Diego
Apr 05, 2005
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I think Hairy will like this one:
<i>A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly... he in the upper bunk and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold." "I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married." "Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed. "Good," she replied. "Get your own fucking blanket." After a moment of silence, he farted. </i>
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X
in McKinney, TX
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 10:03 AM
HA!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love it.... |
X
in McKinney, TX
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 10:22 AM
You might have opened a Pandora's box by opening this new catagory....Just to let you know. Personally, I like it. |
The Curator
in San Diego
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 10:27 AM
Like I said, it's an experiment. |
Rod
in the land of smarties.
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 11:27 AM
Funny!
:lol:
And the google ads are for virus checkers?
:-? |
Nettie
in Perth, Western Australia
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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 | 08:50 AM
Hehehehe, that reminds me of my marriage. If I don't swear at my hubby at least twice a day, I obviously haven't been home! |
Winona
in USA
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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 | 09:16 AM
nettie that reminds me of this old joke:
5 KINDS OF SEX
1) The first is Smurf Sex. This happens during the honeymoon period; you both keep doing it until you're blue in the face.
2) The second is Kitchen Sex. This is at the beginning of the marriage; you'll have sex anywhere, anytime, even in the kitchen.
3) The third kind is Bedroom Sex. You've calmed down a bit, perhaps have kids, so you gotta do it in the bedroom.
4) The fourth kind is Hallway Sex. This is the phase in which you pass each other in the hallway and say, "Screw you!"
5) There is also a fifth kind of sex: Courtroom Sex. This is when you get divorced and your wife screws you in front of everyone in the courtroom.
I've been having hallway sex for a few years now. 😉 |
Hairy Houdini
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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 | 09:35 AM
Trains, acrimony, farts... What's not to like? Actually, the joke needed some Llamas and Lederhosen... that might have spiced things up. "I have a better idea, let's act like we're married" So she strangled him with the f-ing blanket, put on some lederhosen, and partied with the Llamas. |
Silent Fish
in an endless forest of wooden chairs
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 10:47 AM
YES party with the lamas! |
LaMa
in Europe
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 11:13 AM
I'm always in for a party. Certainly when Maegan and Winona join too. |
Charybdis
in Hell
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 11:18 AM
Alright now, this isn't a "Meet Horny Girls" board.
Well, not since Dusty left us.
:down: |
LaMa
in Europe
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 11:25 AM
Charyb, you....!!!! I had almost forgotten! My psychiatrist was happy! (well; untill he found out about the tree, Stephen and the ferret...). You Devil you! Plugging in on people's not-yet-overcom trauma's.....
But no, you are still traumatiized too... Sorry I flipped, that was mean of me... I undersand now, you had to let it off your heart... Hugs. Yes, I miss her too....
(straightens his back again and pinks away a tear) |
Rod
in the land of smarties.
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 12:21 PM
Charybdis, when I saw your rotating avatar, I literally said (out loud) "Holy Fuckin Wow!"
That's cool.
Maybe I should animate Alex South Park style...
:lol: |
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