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Joke: Vampires in a bar
Posted By:
Nettie
in Perth, Western Australia
Apr 05, 2005
 Just thought I'd follow up on Alex's joke idea. I've always loved this one but maybe that's just because I have a gross sense of humour.
Three vampires walk into a bar. The first one orders a pint of blood. The barman thinks this is a little weird, but coz it's an upmarket pub with all the top brands, he has it on tap and hands over a pint. The second vampire also orders a pint of blood. "Must be a new trend" thinks the barman. When the third vampire walks up to order the barman says "Let me guess, you would like a pint of blood?". The vampire shakes his head, "No, just a cup of hot water thanks." The barman is confused. "You just want a cup of hot water?" "Yes" replies the vampire. He pulls out a used tampon and says "I'm having tea."
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Category: Puzzles-Jokes-Riddles; Replies: 13

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Boo
in The Land of the Haggii...
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 07:04 AM
Ewwwwwwww eww eww.
:lol:
Nettie
in Perth, Western Australia
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 07:15 AM
I'm glad you liked it!
:lol:
Swish
Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 08:43 AM
HAHAHA! my friend told me that last week and I almost peed my self
X
in McKinney, TX
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 08:52 AM
THAT was just a bit very gross! 🧛
Maegan
in Tampa, FL - USA
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 09:23 AM
Ewww!!
Winona
in USA
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 11:09 AM
Gross, but terribly funny. 😊
LaMa
in Europe
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 01:00 PM
Yep; this is one that went to all my friends.... Thanks nettie!
Citizen Premier
in spite of public outcry
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 03:59 PM
The new name for tampons... Vampire's Teabags
Razzle Berry
Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 04:10 PM
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! that is acually slang for it in some country i belive...
Smerk
in to mischief
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 06:46 PM
Nettie! I'm shocked! :lol:
Mark-N-Isa
in Midwest USA
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 06:55 PM
Funny...

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Hairy Houdini
Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 07:17 PM
Bloody Hell, not my cup of tea
Razzle Berry
Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 | 05:12 AM
hahaha very clever Hairy! :lol:

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