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THE PICTURE ON THE NIGHT STAND
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Posted By:
The Curator
in San Diego
Apr 04, 2005
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I'm thinking of creating a new category for jokes. Or maybe it will be 'jokes/puzzles/riddles' since a few puzzles have been popping up. It kind of falls outside the scope of the site, but then I cover pranks, so why not jokes also? Plus, it gives me a way to pass along all the jokes I get sent in email. My biggest concern is that starting this will initiate a flood of really bad jokes endlessly being posted. However, I'll keep the jokes isolated to the forum. My blog on the main page will remain solely about hoaxes and pranks. Anyway, it's an experiment. We'll see what happens. Here's a joke I just received:
<i>THE PICTURE ON THE NIGHT STAND
After a long night of making love, he notices a photo of another man on her night stand by the bed. He begins to worry.
"Is this your husband?" he nervously asks.
"No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.
"Your boyfriend, then?" he continues.
"No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear.
"Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured.
"No, no, no!!!" she answers.
"Well, who in the hell is he, then?" he demands.
"That's me before the surgery."</i>
Category: Sex; Replies: 9 |
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mooo1
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Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 | 05:07 PM
lol....thats a good one. it would really stink it if it acutally happened to someone. poor guy.. |
Smerk
in to mischief
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Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 | 07:03 PM
Hmmm...remember Miriam? |
Rod
in the land of smarties.
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Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 | 08:41 PM
HAHAHAHA!
:lol:
Damn, I can't stop lauging!
Now I need to find a picture of some woman who looks something like me, just so I can do a little "performance art".
(heh heh). |
Nettie
in Perth, Western Australia
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 06:04 AM
Me and my sisters have always been cursed with really big boobs. One day my younger sister was at the train station when a guy yelled out, 'Nice tits love". She replied, 'Yeah, they're not bad considering a year ago I was a man'.
It stopped him dead in his tracks. I always laugh when I remember that. |
Boo
in The Land of the Haggii...
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 06:54 AM
Hahaha!
nettie, that's a good one.
Must remember that for the next time some idiot shouts about my breasts! |
X
in McKinney, TX
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 09:00 AM
Thats allright Alex....I would have noooo problem closing the Bad Jokes. The joke you just posted reminded me of the time when I went to this womans house after a night of Bar Hopping. She was an UGLY one. Anyway, I seen a picture on the wall and asked her if that was her son..In reply, she said that was her. I just FREAKED out!!!! Apparently, she was a tomboy in her earlier years. I was later comforted by the fact that she had a daughter and stretch marks. I never went back though!!! |
Mark-N-Isa
in Midwest USA
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 07:21 PM
I'm troubled Stephen, by the fact that even after being scared like you were... you were still around to get proof, via the observance of stretch marks! I mean, if it was really that bad, and you were scared by the possibility (with the picture confusion) then why the hell weren't you RUNNING long before anything could ever be proven? Your hands can't be that ugly!!!
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Silent Fish
in an endless forest of wooden chairs
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 10:11 AM
yeah the spill of bad jokes would overflow, funny joke though |
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