Rod
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Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 | 08:38 AM
Anyone ever seen "Tank Girl"? It looks like one of the mutant kangaroos to me.
Or maybe Francis the Talking Mule with his Zorro mask on... |
Rod
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Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 | 10:47 AM
So, this pattern only showed up after the intense heat of a fire, eh?
😊
Now I've got to go buy a few turtles and zap them in the microwave just to see what shows up. Maybe they'll shoot sparks, like grapes do.
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Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 | 10:52 AM
Thanks for the idea Rod. Unfortunately. it didn't work. And talk about the stinch, WoW.
Also do not immediately pick it up when you take it out of Microwave, the Shell is extremly HOT!!! |
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Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 | 11:13 AM
You should have used your time-branch to go an hour into the future before you picked it up.
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"The marking on the shell was like the devil wanted us to know he was down there," Bryan Dora said. "To me, it's too coincidental that the only thing to come out unscathed would have this image on it."
I've got a real problem with people who claim stuff like "it's like god (or satan) wanted us to know" to justify to themselves their own continued belief in their big invisible friend.
Now, if it's got the image burned into it's back, is it truly unscathed? And would not the amount of heat needed to "create a picture" on the shell be enough to cook the damned turtle, at least partially?
I'd experiment, but the closest pet store is 120 miles away. I've always wondered what turtle soup actually tastes like, though. Maybe I should go get some turtles and thereby kill two "birds" with one stove? |
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Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 | 11:40 AM
I agreee.....They must think Satan had it out for them. If I was a supreme Creature of EVIL, I don't know if I would use a Pet Store to show my use of Power. |
Rod
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Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 | 11:54 AM
If satan existed, why in hell would he want to burn down a pet store? Did the animals have a little church set up in the back? He just HAD to teach the puppies who was better?
Maybe he just likes the smell of burnt hair.
😕
And generally, arsonists don't leave a picture of themselves laying around at the scene of a crime, either.
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Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 | 12:33 PM
I think it looks uncannily like King Bowser Koopa from the Nintendo games. It would be like him to burn down a pet store; a far more appropriate level of mischief for Bowser than for Satan, Lord of the Flies, Prince of Evil. Besides, Satan is busy in Florida trying to yank the feeding tube out of Terry Schiavo, when he's not in Massachussetts presiding over gay weddings and tempting pop singers to bare their breasts on national television. |
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Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 | 01:10 PM
Are you suggesting that KING KOOPA is Satan??? And he lives in Florida???
I think Nintendo got some explaning to do. |
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Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 | 01:56 PM
But but but...
The face on the shell has a goatee
I mean how much more proof do you need? |
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Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 | 06:27 PM
It makes me want to make a road trip and go buy the poor maligned little sucker. 😉
But, we are picking up a puppy on Friday, and I have no desire to add salmonella worries and a new mouth to feed to that.
Sorry Satan. |
~*sShimmeRr*~
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Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 | 10:41 PM
LOL, it DOES look like a Ripper off the movie Tank Girl!! |
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Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 | 09:06 AM
Well, we haven't seen Bowser for a while, have we? Maybe he grew a beard in the waiting line.
~Yaa "AAAAAAHHH!!!" nu~ |
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Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 | 12:07 PM
The face on the shell has a goatee
I mean how much more proof do you need?
The turtle has been marked by Pan, which is appropriate since Pan is the Lord of Animals.
Here is some info on Pan:
<a href="http://www.paganlibrary.com/introductory/neo-pagan_satanism.php">Confusions and Distinctions-Pan and Satan</a>
<a href="http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a990604a.html">Why is Satan often shown as having goatlike features?</a> |
Rod
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Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 | 01:57 PM
You know, Myst, if it had not been a recognized name that posted the links, I never would have followed said links and found out that "goats have--one must speak frankly--prominent genitals."
They say you learn someting new every day... quess I'll shut my brain off til midnight now.
(And by the way, goats aren't more "well hung", it's just that the sheep's wool hides a dong rather better than goat hair does. So I guess I really didn't learn something new now, did I?) |
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Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2005 | 01:49 PM
if u ask me it looks a lil like the Chicago bulls sign..might be a hoax or maybe it just normal patters that they didnt see. |
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Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2005 | 05:15 PM
my word that i had to type in is "photoshop". how accuret for the sitation. |
Rod
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Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2005 | 06:00 PM
Yeah, maybe your next word will be "dictionary" or "spell checker".
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Myst
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Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2005 | 10:45 PM
You know, Myst, if it had not been a recognized name that posted the links, I never would have followed said links....
LOL Rod, I'm not sure why I didn't see your above post before tonight.
I just like to make all of you wonder about me.... :coolsmile: |
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Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2005 | 05:40 AM
shut up i'm only 13! DON'T BE A BUTT! |
Nettie
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Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 | 05:53 AM
I thought kids these days were taught how to spell when they were taught how to write? |
Maegan
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Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 | 10:03 AM
...Now, they're taught to "spell check" first. |
X
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Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 | 10:36 AM
OJ knew how to spell BUTT. Watch that mouth kiddo, no trash talk allowed in here!!! |
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Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 | 03:47 PM
Why is everyone so mean to me? i am only trying to fit in, apparently i am not wanted any where. thanks so much guys. guess i'll go die now. |
Dany
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 01:39 PM
If you want to fit in don't make fun of people on here. It just shows your age. |
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 01:45 PM
See what you did Maegan!!!! |
Dany
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 01:51 PM
It's not maegan's fault that the little 13 year old doesn't know how to act. |
Dany
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 01:58 PM
Besides I've seen OJ whine on quite a few post because someone corrects him/her. |
X
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 02:05 PM
Noooo, Maegan is the scapegoat here. When in doubt, blame Maegan. |
Dany
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 02:15 PM
I'll remeber that. |
LaMa
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 03:41 PM
Wasn't it Hairy who was the forum scapegoat? |
Dany
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 03:44 PM
I thought Hairy was the scapegoat on the stroy comment pages. |
X
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 03:53 PM
Hairy isn't here today. |
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 03:55 PM
Guys! He's just a kid leave him alone! |
Dany
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 04:05 PM
He's a teenager and he doesn't need to whine and complain when some one corrects him. He's not a three year old anymore. |
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 04:20 PM
He may not need to whine and complain but you guys all like ganged up on him!! |
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 04:27 PM
You should never scrape goats, rub sheep the wrong way, or file down Llamas. It is permissible, however, to massage capybaras, if they've got a charley horse. |
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 05:00 PM
What an odd thing to say... |
Dany
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 11:52 AM
That's Hairy for you. He's odd. |
Rod
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 12:11 PM
You're from Texas, and you thin Hairy's odd?
I still have not found anyone willing to let me microwave their turtle... |
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 12:26 PM
The Story of My Life... people think I'm Odd, just as I'm trying to get Even... oh, the inhumanity |
Rod
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 12:28 PM
Damn.
Eror
Thin
Aboot
Bradbury.
😊 |
Razzle Berry
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 02:40 PM
?????????
Rod, your photo looks like one my friend took recently, is your name BARRY? |
Rod
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 02:49 PM
Ha ha,
Nope, it's really Rumpelstiltskin.
Damn, now I can't take your firstborn!
:lol:
Seriously, though, it's actually Rod. |
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 03:08 PM
ok, hahahaha, just the photos are so alike.
Perhaps I'm just insane. |
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 05:09 PM
Indiana bible thumpers! I swear, they're worse here than anywhere else I've ever been...
Before there could be an image of Satan, there would have to be such a thing as Satan...
(the above comment inserted for flaming purposes only)
They should auction the thing on E-bay...
PS - Winona, if you still want him let me know. We could swing up there and pick him up for ya, my parents live just a little East of Frankfort. |
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 05:23 PM
I think it is a person trying to push satan into our lives, or it is just a nutcase trying to get publicity who didn't get their 15 minutes of fame!
The whole fire incident was someone, not something, trying to make people think it was going to be hell on earth.sort of like a warning from god.people are so weird these days. |
Rod
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 07:32 PM
"...sort of like a warning from god.people are so weird these days." - Chelsea G
I heartily agree!
:lol: |
Silent Fish
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 08:14 PM
sorry rod but I just can't see your avitar >.< |
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 08:16 PM
*avatar (die typo demons DIE) |
Smerk
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 08:27 PM
Rod, how many avatars have you been through in the past hour? (Just wondering if I missed any - had you in a thong, a packet of flavor-aid (damn yankees can't spell) and now the mull) |
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 09:16 PM
Okay...back on topic...
I find I'm agreeing with Stephen (crap!) that it looks a bit like a dragon - maybe a front-on view of <a href="http://www.dymocks.com.au/DYCoversClient/showcover.aspx?size=l&isbn=0552552097">this guy</a> |
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Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 | 05:00 AM
Yeah, why is it automaticaly satan when anything doesn't look like Jesus or Mary? I bet video game nerds with a controler attached to their hips would pay good money for a turtle with Bowser on it! |
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Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 | 05:15 AM
You know, I've never ONCE heard a case of (damn, I can't remember the term) this where someone thought they saw the face of a scientist?
Tons of jesus and mary, a few dead rock stars, and yes, even satan, but never a scientist.
I wonder why?
😕
(sarcasm is what now?) |
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Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 | 05:18 AM
Actually, as for the avatars, Smerk, I actually had two different Flavor Aid ones, then the weed.
I've never heard the term mull before, I'll have to use it. Haha, no, I mean use the WORD. |
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Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 | 05:24 AM
Okay, must be another Australianism... |
Dany
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Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 | 12:06 PM
Rod. I'm sure one of these days we'll see the face of Einstein on something. |
