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How I traveled in time
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Posted By:
X
in McKinney, TX
Mar 14, 2005
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I have placed my complete story of how I traveled through time on my blog for those of you that would like to read about how I managed to do this incedible task.
http://sphinx1976.blogspot.com/
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X
in McKinney, TX
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Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 | 09:32 AM
I will send out autograph pictures of the "Tree of Enchantment" on request. |
X
in McKinney, TX
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Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 | 10:15 AM
Really, I will, for FREE!!! |
Rod
in the land of smarties.
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Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 | 10:16 AM
Ha!
Good one.
That's a story worthy of using on ebay to sell an old tree branch. You know, just to see what happens... |
X
in McKinney, TX
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Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 | 10:23 AM
Hmmmmm, Rod has a good idea.... I think I would like to try that. Im going to think about that one. Oh, yeah, almost forgot, Who's the guy that wants to destroy me????? |
Sharruma
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Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 | 01:08 PM
I too am a traveller from the past
It happened many years ago
I went to bed one night, did no more than blink and suddenly there was daylight outside. I had travelled 8 or more hours into the future.
I have long since given up trying to get back to my own time. |
X
in McKinney, TX
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Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 | 01:18 PM
DON'T be playing with me!!!! I do not like nor except sarcasm. You are now DAMNED. DAMNED I say!!
Be gone Twit, and go live the Shrug little meaningless existance you reffer to as a life, for this will be the best it will ever get for you. I will laugh at your misery and pain, and SPIT on ANY happiness that may somehow fall upon you!
Umm, Thank you and Good Night,
Love Stephen |
Rod
in the land of smarties.
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Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 | 01:45 PM
:ahhh:
CRAP! Sharruma beat me to the punch. I was shocked to finish my last huge post and when I went to recent comments, see almost exactly, word for word, what I was planning to post next!
Except the "trying to get back" part. THAT was genius! Never would have thought of it. |
dog
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Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 | 01:48 PM
You have an interesting problem Stephen. Keep in mind as you quest for backward time travel that "time" itself is a manmade concept. Before mankind, there were no alarm clocks or calendars. In fact, time has been changed many times by man since its invention; there have been different calendars and different types of clocks used. There are different time zones around the world, but all of these so called 'times' exist in the now. Twice a year, I travel through "time" for the sake of saving daylight. (If that isn't proof, I don't know what is.) I suggest that you simply enter a room alone where you can control "your time," remove any clocks, get comfortable and decide that time is stopped for you (you can do this since its man's invention) and wait for the rest of the world to catch up the 8 hours or so. Essentially, you establish your own "time zone" in your room. This may be a good time to start writing your memoirs of the future. Be careful not to watch TV or use anything with a clock so you don't get any "time polution" from the outside in your time zone. Take something to drink so you won't get bored. Good luck. |
X
in McKinney, TX
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Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 | 01:55 PM
Dog's comments are an excellent example of proof that there are alot of crazy people in the world that don't know what they are talking about. Comparing the Enchanted tree to time zones are the dellusions of a MAD man. |
MOONBOUNCERS
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Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 | 02:00 PM
WOW - I THINK THERE MUST HAVE BEEN AN ENTIRE COB OF CORN IN MY POOP TODAY. |
Rod
in the land of smarties.
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Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 | 02:00 PM
"You have an interesting problem Stephen" - dog
Bet that's not the first time you've heard that!
😜 |
X
in McKinney, TX
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Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 | 02:01 PM
I might have also recently located "The Road to the Past" that is located on Highway 75 here in McKinney, Tx. I will give updates. |
Rod
in the land of smarties.
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Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 | 02:02 PM
Wow, a whole cob?
Was it poop travelling in the fourth dimension?
Or why do you bring it up? |
Sharruma
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Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 | 02:34 PM
But Stephen, I was serious
I have kept this to myself for years
and only came out into the open now
because I saw that I was not alone |
X
in McKinney, TX
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Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 | 02:40 PM
Im taking Alex's advice. HITMAN<a href="http://hitman.us/main.html"></a> |
Mr X
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Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 | 07:56 PM
Done! |
JoeSixpack
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Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 | 10:05 PM
Stephen, try Nyquill. I understand it has some "time dialating" properties. |
X
in McKinney, TX
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Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2005 | 07:51 AM
Sorry, I don't know what you speak of. I don't take NQ, or any other time distorting drugs. |
Matt
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Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 | 06:42 PM
Time is a theoretical concept. This may make no sence if u are extremly ignorant to the modern field of science, but the fourth dimention doesnt exist, but it does at the same time, meaning that it is there and it can be put into mathematical equations, but it cannot be traveled in, only in theory. |
Charybdis
in Hell
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Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2007 | 10:05 AM
Really? I'm traveling through time even as I type this. |
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