grizly
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Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2005 | 01:17 AM
what is a spelling bee?? |
Maegan
in Tampa, FL - USA
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Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2005 | 07:06 AM
:lol:
grizly...try dipping everyone's hands in hot water. It's always a winner. Plus, everyone ends up smelling like urine. What's not to love? |
grizly
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Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2005 | 07:10 AM
lol... ye thanks but its too common. i need something big... realy big something they'll talk about for years.... |
Charybdis
in Hell
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Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2005 | 07:21 AM
If grizly's lack of grammar and spelling skills is representative of our current graduating class's skills then I fear for all of our futures. |
X
in McKinney, TX
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Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2005 | 07:47 AM
Whts rong weth his speling ???? |
The Curator
in San Diego
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Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2005 | 08:52 AM
You should peruse the <a href="http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/hoax/weblog/categories/category/Pranks/">pranks category</a> on my blog. |
grizly
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Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2005 | 09:45 AM
hy!!!! shut up i'm not for the u.s. or any other english speeking country....
now pleas stop making fun of me and help me find ideas..... |
grizly
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Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2005 | 09:47 AM
ment to say "...from the u.s...." |
matzusdog
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Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2005 | 02:01 PM
lol @ maegan's suggestion. I can see the headline now -
15 STUDENTS SUFFER SEVERE SCALDS AFTER HIGH SCHOOL 'PRANK' GOES WRONG!
2 Teenagers lost their hands and 13 others were rushed to hospital yesterday after a high school 'Prank' went terribly terribly wrong. It seems a student with poor english skills, possibly with links to Japery organisations, misread a prompt from a fellow 'Joker' and dipped sleeping students hands in bowls of boiling water. Teachers and other members of Adults Against Fun warned this could be new craze sweeping our nations, and warned youngsters of the dangers of this so called 'sleep-scalding'.
'Website' to be investigated as possible link to the 'Axis of Japery'
The AAF have reported the website to the FBI, the CIA and the NRA, after finding links on the forums to sites selling uranium ore, death rays and showing pictures of scantily clad females.
Teenagers groomed into acts of violence by so called cyberspace 'bloggers'
The teenager, who cannot be named for reasons of poor grammar, had visited the site 5 times before plucking up the courage to ask for advice from the more experienced members of the so called 'Hoax Museum', however the advice he got was no traffic cone on a local statue's head - it was much much more serious.
Reports have already come in from China, Australia and Sutton Coldfield in the MidWestLands of the United England that this craze has swept our young people into a satanic fervour. Using mobile phones paid for cash earned from illicit paper rounds, they text each other the locations of their next 'victim' before boiling kettles and placing their sleeping victims hands into bowls placed just within reach. Some reports, it is sad to say, include the information that the perpetrators of these wicked acts then make lovely cups of tea, and drink them. |
X
in McKinney, TX
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Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2005 | 02:53 PM
Way to go Maegan, now all of us are in for it. That means "THEY" will find me cause you decided to teach a poor mislead grammer challenged person how to do a horrific childish prank. Did your parents not love you?? If "They" find me, I will make sure "THEY" find you as well. I WILL make sure "THEY" strap you to a chair that was made in 1976 and force you to watch Ashly Simpson's Super Bowl Half Time show 24 hours a day and constant updates on Michael Jackson's child molestation trial, eating nothing but prunes, excuse me, "Dried Plumbs", and only getting to drink a never ending supply of Diet Shasta Orange. After that is when the truly horrible stuff will start!! |
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Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2005 | 03:05 PM
you are crazy!!!! all of you!!! a little wwwwwooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhooooooooooo.... la la la la la...
lol big time!!!!
ha ha ha ha ha ha 🐍 |
Charybdis
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Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2005 | 03:05 PM
15 STUDENTS SUFFER SEVERE SCALDS AFTER HIGH SCHOOL 'PRANK' GOES WRONG! -matzusdog
Probably just as well I decided against suggesting the old "Fake Hostage Situation" gag then, wasn't it? |
X
in McKinney, TX
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Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2005 | 03:15 PM
Exactly what is it you are trying to say grizly? |
Myst
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Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2005 | 05:07 PM
grizly, yep I am crazy, even have the certificate to prove it. The officials won't lock me up in a sanitarium because they know I will take over!! |
Projectmayhem
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Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2005 | 05:10 PM
Get several tubes of caulk and a caulk gun. Then at night caulk everybody's hotel room shut. Get a big tank of gasoline and pour it all over the hotel. Get a match and throw it at the gas. You'll become a national celebrity fr that one!
/sarcasm off |
Katherine
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Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2005 | 06:43 PM
If your h.s. is anything near as draconian as mine was, you're likely to get suspended or expelled if you're caught--away-from-home offenses were considered far worse than ones committed at school. Wait until you're graduated and the school authorities can't get at you, for heaven's sake. |
Hairy Houdini
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Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2005 | 06:49 PM
Going WAAAAAy back to 1974, the first week in March is officially International Streaking Week, just so you know. Worked for me at 16... best shape of my life... down girls |
Sharruma
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Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2005 | 07:38 PM
ooooh International streaking week, now that's a worth while cause.
I think I'll have to start the trend, but I think my neighbours might complain about *** lbs of blubber running down the street.
If one of you is electrically minded set up a multicolor lightshow out side and at about 2 in the morning run about half naked shouting 'The aliens, the aliens are coming.' |
Maegan
in Tampa, FL - USA
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Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2005 | 05:49 AM
Lol...It's easy to keep form being detected by THEM...you have to wear a tinfoil hat! All the dedicated paranoids know that! Besides...the bowl of water would take too long. He should get a fire hose! |
X
in McKinney, TX
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Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2005 | 07:52 AM
Great!!! Katherine is using those "Big" unusual words again. OK, what does "draconian" mean, the way you used it. |
Boo
in The Land of the Haggii...
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Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2005 | 07:56 AM
Stephen: It means severe or strict. |
X
in McKinney, TX
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Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2005 | 08:18 AM
Then why doesn't she just say that!!!!! LoL |
X
in McKinney, TX
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Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2005 | 08:19 AM
Thats going to be my new word for the rest of the month. "I am going to be very Draconian about saying it. |
Charybdis
in Hell
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Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2005 | 09:07 AM
I don't see the problem with "draconian". It's a perfectly cromulent word... |
Boo
in The Land of the Haggii...
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Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2005 | 09:37 AM
Indubitably.
😉 |
matzusdog
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Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2005 | 09:58 AM
my contrafibularatories to your good selves. This topic has however become anaspeptoc and phrasmotic. The compunctious periconbobulations have interphrastically caused my pendigestatory interludicule to be subject to a violent velocitious extramuralization, so I shall be going home. Good Day. |
Nick
in Merrie Olde Englande
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Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2005 | 10:45 AM
damn, can't find a thesaurus
i shall return forthwith |
X
in McKinney, TX
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Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2005 | 10:49 AM
Your all nuts!!!! contrafibularatories??? I can't even say that!!! Espeacialy mutzusdog, I believe he is somehow trying to tell us that the topic has gone off track, I don't know, I don't speak Klingon, or whatever. |
Rod
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Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2005 | 11:13 AM
Woo, Blackadder alert! |
Sharruma
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Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2005 | 11:21 AM
hmm he congratulates us
Says the topic is suffering from two diseases
Pustules have appeared at regular intervals causing him to be hungry so he's going to paint a wall very quickly and then go home. Good Day. |
matzusdog
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Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2005 | 09:30 AM
Damn. and lol.
Would it be ok if I was Richard Curtis? |
X
in McKinney, TX
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Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2005 | 10:41 AM
I guess, who the hell is that???? Does he speak Klingon? |
Nick
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Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2005 | 11:11 AM
i reccomend you look up richard curtis and his work. the mans a genius. |
Charybdis
in Hell
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Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2005 | 11:35 AM
To steal blatantly from Blackadder -
Stephen, you wouldn't know a cunning plan if it painted itself purple and
danced naked atop a harpsichord singing "Cunning Plans Are Here Again". |
X
in McKinney, TX
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Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2005 | 11:58 AM
Yeah, your probably right, espeacially since I don't even know where you are going with that, Who the hell was talking about a plan. And why would Rod be comparing me to Edmund ??? What did I do to be labled a "Black Adder". |
X
in McKinney, TX
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Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2005 | 01:28 PM
Sorry, was a little defensive earlier. I'm much better now. |
Charybdis
in Hell
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Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2005 | 02:02 PM
Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!
😜 |
X
in McKinney, TX
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Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2005 | 02:38 PM
Oh yeah, well, mmmy Avatar is better then yours!!!! |
Rod
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Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2005 | 02:47 PM
Oh shit, somebody opened the Monty Box, too. |
carlos
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Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2005 | 06:33 PM
Hey Steven, let |
Chadds Ford Prefect
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Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2005 | 09:32 PM
Charybdis embiggens us all |
Roly
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Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2005 | 03:50 PM
grisly,,a spelling bee is a very, very intelligent bee. |
chuckNorris
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Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2007 | 07:19 PM
Hey guys..ok so my junior year is almost over,I've decided of a prank but not sure if i should do it. I am going to get a whole bunch of kids together about 10 of us to get the school code for the system and the keys. Then we are going to go to every single bath room and put goldfish in every toilet, but that's not all. On top of the goldfish we are going to do a clear layer of epoxi so that they have to dig to get to the fish. What do you think? |
