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Sacred Stone - Arc Of Covenant on eBay for 15 mil.
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Posted By:
scarlete
Sep 13, 2004
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I was looking at one of your eBay hoaxes and decided to look the term up on eBay. Sure enough, I found someone selling The Ark Of The Covenant Of The Indian Nation
In the ad he/she states: "This stone is not an artifact, but according to legend it was used in sacred ceremonies. It is a limestone rock with many fossils believed to be sacred writings. The stone looks like a running bear cub,a small table with four legs or a huge jaw tooth. The face of the messenger still appears on the surface of the stone most summer mornings as the legend said it would. and then links to his website .
It looks absolutely bogus to me. And I'm also amused by his shipping policy: "The stone will be delivered anywhere in the world freight free, after customer comes to Alabama for inspection. I will provide transportation to and from the Birmingham airport. Payment will be C.O.D.
C.O.D. with your LIFE! It's just plain weird!
So yes, go get your non-artifact for 15 million plus airfare!
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Comments
Charybdis
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Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2004 | 09:09 AM
It's hard to judge its actual size but it looks perfect for a Sacred Foot Rest for my dad.
Too bad I can't afford the price, 'tho. :-( |
scarlete
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Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2004 | 09:15 AM
haha! Can you imagine trying to haul that thing? It's about 246lbs.
It looks more like a Sacred Foot Stubber to me. (; |
Ga
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Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2004 | 11:49 AM
Charybdis, why do I see this thing, in someone |
Charybdis
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Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2004 | 01:23 PM
With matching accessory - The SACRED AFGHAN OF THE COVENANT
Only 10 payments of $999,999.99 each
Shipping and Handling $4,999,999.99
Please allow 4 - 6 weeks delivery due to wandering in the wilderness (oh wait, wrong covenant)
Danger! Mis-use may result in incurring the WRATH of GOD
The seller is not responsible for plagues, calamities, apocalypses, floods, prophecies, omens, harbingers, or other acts of God. |
Ga
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Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2004 | 02:28 PM
The SACRED AFGHAN OF THE COVENANT aka the shroud of Turin's lesser known cousin! You should see the fine stitchwork! Hand crocheted by the wife of a second cousin of one of the apostles' friends!
But wait, there's more!
Act now, and you'll receive FREE (for only $19.95) a handkerchief that some guy blew his nose into while Jesus was alive! (these statements have not yet been proven) That's right! A little piece of history, and a lot of DNA! |
James Strouse
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Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2004 | 04:25 PM
That sounds hilarius.
LOL |
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