The Museum of Hoaxes
Christian Ministries, and Dr. Paley
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Jun 18, 2004
 http://objective.jesussave.us/members.html#PALEY

There's a lot of talk online about this site, trying to figure out if it's some big parady or actually real people. Apparently, it's run by Dr. Richard Paley, who teaches at Fellowship University, but a searcher is left with no results on google, and he does not provide an email address or anything. The two essays on Halloween and Christmas are almost funny. Notice the atheist remarks on the "kids" page.
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Terry Austin
Posted: Fri Jun 18, 2004 | 02:45 PM
The fact that they're trying to shut down Landover Baptist Church, and have been for years, is a clue. Even if they were stupid enough to fall for Landover initially, they couldn't possibly still believe it's real.
The Curator
in San Diego
 Member
Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2004 | 03:57 PM
Objective: Christian Ministries was actually created by the same folks who created landover baptist church. It's just a parody. But a very good one.
Texas Pepper
Posted: Mon Jul 19, 2004 | 01:10 PM
It is a HOAX...some east coast New England people with a lot of brains and skill at web development-and to much free time on their hands. If you follow Landover Baptist Church link to "whitehouse.org" and read the disclaimers...they state it. Domain Lookup lists the owners of Objective: is a cleaver fake to promote LBC.
My guess is they get some kind of jolt from just spoofing the internet sufers...although they could very well lead some poor soul astray....
Jims
Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2004 | 08:04 PM
I was trying to prove this site was fake to someone with was sure it was real, and I came up with this:

http://web.archive.org/web/20030621224533/objective.jesussave.us/members.html

http://objective.jesussave.us/members.html

The first link is the Internet Wayback Machine, it archives the internet. If you look at both links you'll notice that the images of the "members" are different on each page (one is from 2003 and the other is the current page).

But not different people, but manipulated. They've been given different noses, different hair styles, different eyes, etc. etc.

Here they are animated so you can see the difference:


http://www.fusionaddict.net/proof1.gif
http://www.fusionaddict.net/proof2.gif
http://www.fusionaddict.net/proof3.gif
http://www.fusionaddict.net/proof4.gif

"But why would they do that?" You may ask, I think because they used photos of real people and that some of those real people may have threatended to sue, so they changed them.

Also, I think "Kyle Goldman" is the mastermind behind all this:

For one he's the youngest person on the members page: http://objective.jesussave.us/members.html

His photo also doesn't change at all, it remains 100% the same from 2003 to 2004.

He also appears again on this page:
http://objective.jesussave.us/progress.html

The person in charge would most likely have plenty of pictures of himself AND might want to put pictures of himself up as proof to his friends that it is him doing it.
Angela
Posted: Sun May 16, 2010 | 01:29 PM
Doing some research I came across this site, and at first I was taken back, but as I further scanned it, I thought it has to be a hoax - then saw the anti-tampon link which proved it! 😛

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