NY Times - Jan 2, 1980
On January 2, 1980, both the New York Times
and the New York Daily News
reported the death of the famous media hoaxer Alan Abel. The Times
provided a flattering account of Abel's career that read, in part:
Alan Abel, a writer, musician and film producer who specialized in satire and lampoons, died of a heart attack yesterday at Sundance, a ski resort near Orem, Utah, while investigating a location for a new film. He was 50 years old and lived in Manhattan and Westport, Conn.
Mr. Abel, a graduate of Ohio State University with majors in music and speech, made a point in his work of challenging the obvious and uttering the outrageous. He gained national recognition several years ago when he mounted a campaign for animal decency, demanding that horses and dogs, for example, be fitted with underwear.
Unfortunately for these papers, there was a small problem. Abel was very much alive.
They learned this when Abel held a press conference the next day in which he revealed that the news of his death was a hoax engineered by himself and a team of twelve accomplices, some of whom had sent the false story to the media while others had acted to confirm it.
Abel explained that he perpetrated the hoax for publicity, specifically to publicize the fact that he was a "professional hoaxer."
However, Abel's plan didn't go entirely smoothly. He later admitted that he had hoped to make his grand return to life at his memorial service. However, he said, after seeing his obituary "the bank froze the account I'd set up for my memorial service. They wouldn't let me draw it out. They said I was an imposter." Similarly, Diners Club canceled his credit.
Reportedly the editor of the Times
was so mad at the deception, that he vowed to never print Abel's name again. However, if this is true, it was a vow the editor was unable to keep. The Times
reported on Abel again in 1985, when he arranged for audience members at a talk show to stage a "mass fainting."
Abel also claimed that a Times
reporter subsequently called him. When Abel asked, "What can I do for you?" the reporter responded, "Drop dead."
Abel also noted, "Now, when I really die, I'm afraid no one will believe it."
With the rise of social media in the 21st Century, celebrity death hoaxes have become very common. But Abel's 1980 death hoax is one of the very few (perhaps only?) examples of a celebrity creating a death hoax about himself.