Spaghetti Harvest Haiku (Submitted by Hoax Museum visitors)
There's nothing like the
taste of home-grown spaghetti
picked fresh from the tree!
(by AB)
Three words in the news
Hint at untold suffering:
Spaghetti crop fails
(by Paul)
Mild winter and no
dreaded spaghetti weevil
make dinner yummy.
(by Krista)
Spaghetti on trees!
Discover the truth and watch
BBC channel!
(by J)
Spaghetti on trees,
indeed a bumper crop year.
Alas, no ragu.
(by Susan)
Spaghetti maiden
Might you someday stroke my hair
With the same stern love.
(by Iliana)