Piltdown Man Haiku (Submitted by Hoax Museum visitors)
Orangutan jaw
with human skull fools Science.
Naughty Charles Dawson.
(by Nefertari)
Got shiny, new teeth?
Stain them an attractive brown
With Piltdown Toothpaste!
(by AB)
Mispilt, pit down,
But not out--design,
Not nat silection
(by Vern Quinsey)
There it's piltdown man!
Playing a game of cricket!
With the Cardiff giant!
(by J)
Or was it Hinton?
Was Dawson not a rogue but
A blameless patsy?
(by osteoconnor)