Feejee Mermaid Haiku (Submitted by Hoax Museum visitors)
The Feejee Mermaid —
Is she hot or not? I'd say
Definitely not.
(by AB)
Her great ugliness
And the lines of her stitching
Mark her as a hoax
(by bobbaxter)
It's a mermaid! No
A taxidermists creation
Made from monkey, fish
(by J)
Buxom, bosomy
Come to me my mermaid love
My dream come true... Yikes!
(by Martin)
She combs her hair with
claws and silently laments
that it is a beard
(by jackie)
Faux maid of the sea
Crafted in some eastern port
Turns tricks for dollars
(by Klaatu69)