Sidd Finch Haiku (Submitted by Hoax Museum visitors)
The Buddha says, seek
inner peace, harmony, and
World Series victory.
(by AB)
Legend'ry Sidd Finch,
A genius speed pitcher,
Milaraspa's heir.
(by Paul)
Sidd Finch's fastball
harnesses yoga power.
No one can hit it.
(by Damon)