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Condoleezza Rice as Girlfriend of the Day -- April Fool's Day, 2004
Maxim magazine chose National Security Advisor Condoleezza Rice as its "Girlfriend of the Day."

The girl next door: "I always say to [the President], 'This is what I think, but let me tell you what the others think.' The key is to not take advantage of the fact that I live a few doors down from the Oval Office."

Where you've seen her: Lighting up the small screen and the press in her current role as President George W. Bush's sassy national security adviser. Look for her soon, when she will be making her hotly anticipated debut before the 9/11 commission.

April Fool Categories: Politics, Magazines and Journals, 2004.
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